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#1 Gypsum

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Posted 03 October 2010 - 05:28 AM

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WHO HERE IS MAN ENOUGH TO ANSWER MY CALL?
SATURDAYS, BEFORE THE D&D SESSION.

OR BASICALLY ANY DAY WITH AT LEAST THREE PEOPLE WHO AREN'T TOO FUCK-ALL LAZY TO PARTICIPATE.

WHERE DONIN IT

DISTRIBUTE A 1, 2, 3, AND 4 FOR EACH STAT. NO TWO STATS CAN HAVE THE SAME LEVEL.
ONE SKILL PER STAT.

The story:

YOU are the BADDEST DUDES in the small city of KENTUCKY, RUSSIA. Being the BADDEST of DUDES in KENTUCKY, RUSSIA, YOU are also members of the CHOODESSNY CLUVES, an organization made up of BAD DUDES all over RUSSIA. YOU are all PROUD RUSSIANS, the BOND between members of the CHOODESSNY CLUVES, who YOU refer to as BRATTIES, singular being BRATTY, is the CLOSEST OF ALL BONDS. Closer even then the BOND between WAR BROS.

SHIT has been GOING DOWN in KENTUCKY, RUSSIA. This will NOT STAND. YOU are not fond of SHIT GOING DOWN in your TURF. A BEAR KINGPIN has set up a seemingly innocent LAUNDROMAT in the middle of town. It smells of freshly baked SNICKERDOODLES.

However, YOU have been given a TIP by an ANONYMOUS SOURCE that this is merely FACADE in order to lull the town of KENTUCKY, RUSSIA into a false sense of SECURITY. The BEARS have secretly been mixing a WEIRD-ASS CONTROL CONCOCTION into the LAUNDROMAT's WASHING MACHINES.

CITIZENS of KENTUCKY, RUSSIA who have thrown their MANLY RUSSIAN VESTMENTS into the LAUNDROMAT's WASHING MACHINES have reportedly DISAPPEARED.

Days after their DISAPPEARANCE, they would be ARRESTED by the LOCAL AUTHORITIES for FELONIES. Said FELONIES include ROBBERY of the LOCAL BEE-KEEPER's HONEY, ROBBERY of the LOCAL FISHERMAN's FISH, and LOITERING.

Each of the PETTY CRIMINALS would respond with ROARS and GROWLS. They would always try to return to the LAUNDROMAT as well.

YOU must go into the LAUNDROMAT, and UNCOVER the SHIT GOING DOWN in your TURF. YOU must APPREHEND the BEAR KINGPIN and his CRIMINAL BEAR ENTERPRISES.

LOITERING is a CRIME. And YOU must UPHOLD the WAY OF THE CLUVES.

you fucked up son


#2 byoxxyl

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Posted 03 October 2010 - 05:33 AM

WOULD JOIN, BUT AM HIGHLY UNRELIABLE

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#3 Andmcmuffin2

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Posted 03 October 2010 - 05:48 AM

DO WE TALK IN ALLCAPS

THE ENTIRE GODDAMN TIME?
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#4 Gypsum

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Posted 03 October 2010 - 05:50 AM

That would be ENTIRELY OPTIONAL.

But, being a native of KENTUCKY, RUSSIA, you have a tendency to YELL FOR NO REASON.

Also, RUSSIAN is a pretty ANGRY-SOUNDING language.

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#5 Gypsum

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Posted 03 October 2010 - 05:52 AM

Also, will be done in MSN or whatever's most convenient for people. Possibly IRC, but I'm a fuckrick and don't know how the shit that works.

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#6 byoxxyl

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Posted 03 October 2010 - 05:53 AM

IRRELEVANT POST IS NOW IRRELEVANT, MY BAD MANG

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#7 M.C MyZtery

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Posted 03 October 2010 - 05:54 AM

LOL ILL JOIN. once i read that big sheet tomorrow.
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Posted 03 October 2010 - 07:04 AM

Yes.

Name: Stalin McGodzilla

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Power - 2 - Drunken Boxing
Speed - 3 - Agility
Charm - 4 - Enhanced Tomfoolery and Hijinks
DBK - 1 - Sick Rhymes, Sicker Beats

Equipment:
Pistol
Ghettoblaster
Motorcycle

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Shouldn't this be moved to the RP section? XD

#9 Metronome

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Posted 03 October 2010 - 01:39 PM

Name: David Steinovonovitch

Stats:
Power: 2 STRONG LIKE LION, GRACEFUL LIKE GAZELLE
Speed: 4 YOU SHOULD SEE HOW MUCH I WEAR IN THE WINTER. THIS SHIT CAN'T SLOW ME DOWN
Charm: 1 WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I THINK SOME OF MY BEARD GOT CLUMPED IN MY EAR WITH SOME CHICKEN FATS
Drunken Bear Knowledge: 3 I'M REALLY GOOD AT THIS SHIT, BUT I KEPT MY NOTES IN A MATRYOSHKA DOLL, AND I DON'T REMEMBER WHICH LAYER

Equipment:
Pistol
Ushanka
Balalaika (Smells of paint thinner)
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#10 Gypsum

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Posted 03 October 2010 - 04:44 PM

You'd best set up your SKILLS if you wish to effectively combat the BEAR KINGPIN and his CRIMINAL BEAR ENTERPRISES.

BIOGRAPHIES are for weak and feminine UKRAINIANS. Being the BADDEST of DUDES in KENTUCKY, RUSSIA, each of you possess such a veritable amount of MALETOSTERONE that you have no need for remembering HISTORIES. YOU have YOUR MUSCLES and the CHOODESSNY CLUVES. This is all the BIOGRAPHY you will ever need, being the PROUD and MUSKY RUSSIAN that YOU are.


if it WILL be on MSN, fukkan add me wit dat shit
bonsung@live.com

or however the fuck dat woik
hot choist

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#11 M.C MyZtery

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Posted 03 October 2010 - 05:48 PM

power: 1 - nimble fingers
charm: 3 - alluring eyes
speed: 4 - happy feet
dbk: 2 - speshul mind

Equipment:
Pistol
Fluffy yoyo
short sealed chained death scythe naginata hybrid blade hammer edge , of redemption.
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#12 Gypsum

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Posted 03 October 2010 - 10:51 PM

power: 1 - nimble fingers
charm: 3 - alluring eyes
speed: 4 - happy feet
dbk: 2 - speshul mind

Equipment:
Pistol
Fluffy yoyo
short sealed chained death scythe naginata hybrid blade hammer edge , of redemption.

everything seems to be in order here.

you fucked up son


#13 Metronome

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Posted 03 October 2010 - 10:58 PM

HAPPY FEET! WOMBO COMBO!

WINNER YOU ARE! WINNER YOU ARE!
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Posted 03 October 2010 - 11:17 PM

Power: 3 - Seven Bullets
Speed: 1 - Too Zetta Slow
Charm: 2 - Iron Liver
DRUNKEN BEAR KNOWLEDGE: 4 - NINJA BEAR SENSE

Equipment:
Standard Pistol
.357 Magnum

Y/N?
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#15 Gypsum

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Posted 03 October 2010 - 11:22 PM

everyone here
is now a bad dude

congratulations, faggots
metro get sum skills mang

and if anyone knows which of the WoD books has the new rules
fuckin hit me up

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#16 Andmcmuffin2

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Posted 03 October 2010 - 11:49 PM

If HABJOVM would like to run this in IRC...

Open your FAVORITE IRC application (Mibbit or ChatZilla are the most common. Mibbit is browser-based, Chatzilla is an add-on.)

join #FEEF-DBK

Kick those BEARS in the FACE.

EDIT: That is, HABJOVM will need to decide the host we use for IRC if so. I can provide adequate directions for any irc host/client combination.
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#17 Gypsum

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Posted 04 October 2010 - 02:00 AM

well all of the participants have msn
i also have everyone's msn, sans nitro
so msn will be used, since it's easier for individual use.

I suppose the first order of business would be setting up a schedule of some sort?
Or would just whenever enough people are willing and online be enough?

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#18 Nitro

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Posted 04 October 2010 - 02:16 AM

Uh, I sent you an msn thing.

nitrocroc@hotmail.com

friday night/saturday works fo me

#19 Gypsum

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Posted 07 October 2010 - 01:13 AM

first session friday oct 8, 3:00 p.m.-ish.

fuuuuccckkkk yearrrrrrrr

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Posted 07 October 2010 - 11:22 PM

DRUNKEN BEARS.

ON MY EIGHTEENTH BIRTHDAY?

YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
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