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#41 Krev McCloud

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 05:05 AM

They were in bikinis, does that count?

No. If a girl's not gonna be playing with your wiener, and your buddies wanna hang out, you pick the guys over the poontang that you won't be getting.


EDIT: There are other exceptions, like the "one for one" exception where you can stand up a friend for a girl with no reason as many times as he's stood you up for a girl for no reason, without you yourself gaining douche points. There's also the "first date" exception, the "your plans are shitty and this girl has big tits" exception (note, two requirements, one exception), and the "I had plans with this girl for over two weeks and the plans you're trying to make kinda suck anyways" exception.

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#42 DarkNight

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 05:34 AM

nah, think I'm gonna go it alone this time.

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#43 Dr. Sexstix

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 07:36 AM

Alright, fuck you guys, I want Malestorm back

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 08:26 AM

No. If a girl's not gonna be playing with your wiener, and your buddies wanna hang out, you pick the guys over the poontang that you won't be getting.


EDIT: There are other exceptions, like the "one for one" exception where you can stand up a friend for a girl with no reason as many times as he's stood you up for a girl for no reason, without you yourself gaining douche points. There's also the "first date" exception, the "your plans are shitty and this girl has big tits" exception (note, two requirements, one exception), and the "I had plans with this girl for over two weeks and the plans you're trying to make kinda suck anyways" exception.


Ok, what if its a 'I could swing by and play video games but I'd rather go to the Springs and spend the week with a hottie. Also lesser bros are coming.

So its lesser bro, hoe, hoe, chick you like, and you. As opposed to 'number one bro'?

Screw it, I'm gonna go make a Bros or Hoes thread.
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#45 Yosh

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 04:03 PM

Ok, what if its a 'I could swing by and play video games but I'd rather go to the Springs and spend the week with a hottie. Also lesser bros are coming.

So its lesser bro, hoe, hoe, chick you like, and you. As opposed to 'number one bro'?

Screw it, I'm gonna go make a Bros or Hoes thread.


Nah. If the chick you like is gonna be there, it neutralizes the other hoes because you can't play with them if you still want to get this chick. Lesser bro doesn't count because it's broes OR hoes, not bro or bro and hoe. the secondary bro is null. long periods of time are a seperate equation entirely, i mean, if we're talkin week with the chick you like, you'd better factor in the odds of you getting any. and if the odds are none in a week, you drop the hoe.

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#46 Krev McCloud

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 06:48 PM

lesser bro is probably a fag, and if he's not then you're cockblocking him because there's TWO hoes going.

 

EDIT: I don't like that I said things like this back in 2010. Nothing about this was cool.


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#47 l0rdno0bz0r

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 07:51 PM

OB has a hoe?
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#48 Erif

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 08:15 PM

feef clan of chukwallaz!11!1!!11

I say we should start anew, but maybe they should share some kind of common theme like on ET. I wouldn't mind helping out, but I don't want to lead or anything. Of course, there should be a restriction to those who want to join, maybe a certani amount of posts, activity, and membership on the forums. Also, like I said the last time we decided to make clans, there should some connection to the competition between clans, and maybe competition off the forums too. Ya know, like online gaming, etc.

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 09:59 PM

lesser bro is probably a fag, and if he's not then you're cockblocking him because there's TWO hoes going.


Lesser bro is already with one of the hoes (kinda two). So not cockblocking.
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Posted 13 March 2010 - 12:28 AM

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#51 Krev McCloud

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Posted 31 May 2017 - 05:52 AM

I vote the "Hoes before Bros" as a clan for those of us who would pick getting laid over hanging out.
god damn who remembers this shitter

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