Posted 26 November 2012 - 09:38 PM
FRICK is a PRETENTIOUS ACTING STUDENT. He is OFF-PUTTING and has a MASSIVE GOITER.
SQUIRIOT is a DOUCHEBAG PHARMACIST. He is BALDING and in an UNHAPPY MARRIAGE. Cure'd
RATHE is a BIKER ENTHUSIAST. He wears lots of PLEATHER and attends the STURGIS RALLY.
MC MYZTERY is a PARTY BUS DRIVER. He is a fan of LARGE WOMEN and AGEPLAY. Zaboomafoo'd
ERIF is an EFFEMINATE HETEROSEXUAL MEXICAN. His wife is SURPRISINGLY HOT.
KARINO is a LONELY BLOGGER with a collection of FEMALE ANIME ACTION FIGURES. He has BAD SKIN.
KAI is a BOISTEROUS GREEK. His favorite meat is LAMB and he does not understand PIG LATIN.
THE LONE HERO is a TWO-FACED REPORTER. He is sensitive about being UNCIRCUMSIZED Outsource'd
CATMAN is a CHRONIC MASTURBATOR. He is SWARTHY and SMELLS LIKE BLEACH.
DAVE is a PHOTOGENIC MULATTO. He is DISARMINGLY CHARMING and NEVER REMEMBERS YOUR NAME.
Current Phase: Day
lone hero: frick, catman, kai, dave
kai: rathe, karino, the lone hero
Yosh on comparing Final Fantasy characters: "Balthier would kill Tidus with a ship. WHILE smuggling 20 kilos of uncut
cocaine from Bolivia and fucking Fran on the starboard deck."