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#41 tomthom

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Posted 06 July 2010 - 04:32 AM

hey, if you see a copy pasted version of twilight, that was me writing under a pen name. keep it on the DL and i'll make it worth your while when it sells just like every other teenage oriented crap love story.
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Posted 06 July 2010 - 05:08 PM

The Porshe slowly took off its revealing bra...kes. The ford shoved its ignition into her exhaust, rumbling his engine.

I'm not doing this. Where is guppy?

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That was scary.

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Posted 06 July 2010 - 06:56 PM

The Porshe slowly took off its revealing bra...kes. The ford shoved its ignition into her exhaust, rumbling his engine.

I'm not doing this. Where is guppy?

he lowered his lumbering tailpipe, dripping with GASOLINE

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#44 Metronome

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Posted 10 July 2010 - 03:55 PM

Gyppy got run over by a car. She loved ever minute of it.
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Posted 11 July 2010 - 01:48 AM

Gyppy got run over by a car. She loved ever minute of it.

in the biz we call that a tirejob

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Posted 11 July 2010 - 01:58 AM

She paid extra to rub the breaks all over her third lower fat lobe. Kinky stuff.
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Posted 11 July 2010 - 02:30 AM

Aaaanyway, in actuality, prose writing (derrr), game designing and writing, creative director.

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Posted 11 July 2010 - 02:33 AM

If I was an old person, I'd tell you "You know boy, those are some good ideas for you. I'm sure you'll succeed."

I'm not that old yet, but I'm equally optimistic.
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Posted 11 July 2010 - 03:47 AM

agreed with metronome.

you are fantastically talented, and as me and scrivener discussed...

Tom:"So how was hanging with Toku?"
Scriv:"he was surprisingly philosophical."
Tom:"surprisingly, really?" <(sarcasm flooded the room)
Scriv:"okay, expected."

and that's about as far as i feel reaching into my head. otherwise I'll lose track of math.
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Posted 11 July 2010 - 03:51 AM

What is the true value of math?
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#51 tomthom

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Posted 11 July 2010 - 04:12 AM

a great deal, seeing as it powers your computer at the moment.

personally, I'm crap at algebraic math, unless it is in an applied situation(ie, i do it in real life.)
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#52 Metronome

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Posted 11 July 2010 - 04:32 AM

Personally, Baruch atah, adonai, alohein melach ha-oFermat's principle.
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Posted 11 July 2010 - 04:39 AM

Personally, Baruch atah, adonai, alohein melach ha-oFermat's principle.

Amen.

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Posted 11 July 2010 - 04:52 AM

You may drink your wine, and thanks to our sponsor, take one of our courtesy graphing calculators at the door.
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#55 tomthom

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Posted 11 July 2010 - 05:02 AM

I want to harm graphing calculators.
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Posted 11 July 2010 - 05:42 AM

They're on extended warranty.
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Posted 11 July 2010 - 06:56 AM

Tom:"So how was hanging with Toku?"
Scriv:"he was surprisingly philosophical."
Tom:"surprisingly, really?" <(sarcasm flooded the room)
Scriv:"okay, expected."

E-erm!?

/suddenly vaguely concerned about IRL first impressions :x

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Posted 11 July 2010 - 07:18 AM

oh no toku, his reception of you was quite positive. we're just very sarcastic after having exhausted many conversational topics. it keeps us going, you know?
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Posted 11 July 2010 - 01:50 PM

The online persona name Toku should have a last name. My suggestion is McAwesometon.
Sir Shmoopie of Awesometon
Uncanny resemblance.
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Posted 11 July 2010 - 08:10 PM

No you're schmoopy!

*obscure reference*

in the biz we call that a tirejob


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