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The Monochrome King

Member Since 25 Mar 2011
Offline Last Active Jul 02 2013 02:30 AM
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The Monochrome King

It's hard to be a single female lawyer when you're an unemployed gay man.
Apr 05 2013 06:23 AM
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    Yosh
    We've all been there. Happens to the best of us.
    Apr 05 2013 09:18 AM
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    Catsuma
    Step 1, gain tits
    Apr 08 2013 06:07 PM
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The Monochrome King

I really need to get on this thing more often.
Apr 16 2012 11:02 PM
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The Monochrome King

Guess who now has his own place? That's right, this guy.
Mar 21 2012 09:10 PM
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The Monochrome King

I think it's official. Computer's hate me. And 360's. And phones. And most electronic devices.
Feb 15 2012 12:34 PM
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    Cheshire
    Funny you should mention. Not to long ago everything stopped working in my house. My PC, the t.v. so I couldn't play my 360, my brother laptop crashed, and I lost my charger for my gameboy. The only thing that worked was my cellphone: there were no calls that day...
    Feb 15 2012 05:22 PM
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The Monochrome King

Holy cheese, I exist still. 2012 is already looking promising.
Jan 01 2012 10:34 PM
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The Monochrome King

Oh sweet dead gods, how I have missed the internet.
Dec 16 2011 10:08 PM
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    Frick
    Welcome back.
    Dec 17 2011 02:38 AM
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    DarkNight
    welcome back indeed.
    Dec 18 2011 12:47 PM
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The Monochrome King

Never, ever have children.
Sep 23 2011 04:54 PM
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    Scuiriot
    mpreg? impregnating, being pregnant? what does that stand for? *googled* Male Pregnancies... really... really...

    I don't even....
    Sep 23 2011 09:55 PM
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    Rathe
    Too late. My hand is pregnant

    Sep 23 2011 10:49 PM
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    Nitro
    shut up squirrel, you've said so much less translatable shit than that.
    Sep 24 2011 05:40 AM
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The Monochrome King

I'm, apparently, Canadian now. And British, too.
Sep 21 2011 09:42 AM
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    Darkanen
    Only Quebec talk french... and are more intelligent XP
    (joke)
    Sep 21 2011 09:09 PM
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    Metronome
    No, Manitoba also speaks french.
    Sep 21 2011 10:15 PM
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    Darkanen
    really? I have never know
    Sep 21 2011 10:56 PM
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The Monochrome King

Today is my birthday. I'm twenty now. Whoot!
Sep 14 2011 10:42 PM
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    Scuiriot
    Your still under drinking age... (in most places)
    Sep 16 2011 02:10 PM
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    dnewf
    your still double posting on this update ( lawl )
    Sep 17 2011 11:48 AM
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    dnewf
    your still double posting on this update ( lawl )
    Sep 17 2011 11:49 AM
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The Monochrome King

I love the fact that, despite my choosing not to go to college, I end up doing everyone's college Literature assignments anyway.
Sep 09 2011 09:53 AM
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    Metronome
    Woo, the fun stuff
    Sep 09 2011 09:35 PM